i'm surely just being dense here, but what are the metrics even for if not for bragging rights? like, i know that people say on other sites they feel pressured by the numbers to achieve virality over anything else, but the pressure i may have felt from that is now just replaced by the notification bar. and that dumb part of my brain that would get bummed when i'd tweet and the numbers didn't go up still works its evil magic when i make a post and the notifications bar doesn't light up.