I would gladly be entombed in a wall for A WHOLE CASK of amontillado!
seriously!
A WHOLE CASK?
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A cask is more than enough to cheerfully drink myself to death well before I die of something unpleasant like starvation or thirst
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Montresor has pretty good taste so like, it's gonna be a good time with me and my cask for at least a while
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He had borne a thousand injuries of mine as best he could, so tbf he kinda deserves a win
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I might be popeye for amontillado and just bust that wall down in a feat of unrivaled strength. Probably not but I might be