Todd Howard: so for this mission, you'll visit a remote colony that's been decimated by a single alien, appearing from seemingly nowhere and able to strike at great speed
me: oh cool like a Xenomorph! what's it called?
Todd: a, uh, a Terrormorph
half inside the mouth of a giant killer bug alien
radio command to sitrep and request backup
universal translator is on
boss thinks I called screaming and crying because I saw a scary shape