crying in the restaurant because the waiter won't come and nudge the catboy's food into the center of his plate to cover up the gap, his plate is now empty after three bites, won't anybody save him
Pushing my empty glass of coke toward the edge of the table until it either falls over or the waiter refills it for me
ive got to stop coming to this restaurant i cant use the bathroom alone ever. I DONT HAVE ANYTHING FOR YOU IN HERE GET YOUR PAW OUT FROM UNDER THE DOOR
Catboy tracking the waiter everytime they go past with someone elses meal. Then having to reach across to restrain him when he starts doing the butt wiggle of doom, your not getting banned from a third restaurant!
