This cat just got a big fucking wave of petting aggression while sitting on my lap, and she's⦠trying to attack my armpits? And doing backflips on my lap to fucking, uh, scratch my shirt? Nibble my hand? Lick my arm?

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This cat just got a big fucking wave of petting aggression while sitting on my lap, and she's⦠trying to attack my armpits? And doing backflips on my lap to fucking, uh, scratch my shirt? Nibble my hand? Lick my arm?