This post has content warnings for: possibly clumsy analogy for what my brain is like.

Hey, you, who's reading this in the future: you can find out who I am today at https://rarf.zone/about/. π
Me: bootleg version of OS/2 carefully updated to run most modern Windows apps in their own little sandboxes.
Oh, yeah, I was just referring to early '00s technology because I'm not aware of any specific modern "lol we just emulate whatever instruction set at the CPU level lmao" chips, but mood!!