I don't think I've cackled outloud from anything in a few months, goddamn

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I don't think I've cackled outloud from anything in a few months, goddamn
I mean, if the computer is saying "hit any key" you can hit any key with a sledge hammer. That is hitting "any key."
the best time to hit every computer in the world with a large baseball bat and then burn all the pieces in a large ritualistic fire is now
By the way, if anyone sees this and want access to the treasure trove of old gifs that I dug these out of, please see my follow up post.