I remember, at five years old, thinking that "Roman Catholic" was an oxymoron, because:
- Catholics are Christians
- didn't Rome persecute Christians??
Little did I realise at the time, Rome is still a real city.

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I remember, at five years old, thinking that "Roman Catholic" was an oxymoron, because:
Little did I realise at the time, Rome is still a real city.