Singlehandedly fucking up the legal system of every common law jurisdiction by permavoring The Reasonable Person,

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Singlehandedly fucking up the legal system of every common law jurisdiction by permavoring The Reasonable Person,
While you're at it, if you could devour textualism too and help fix statutory interpretation, that would be great.
Ah fuck. I accidentally ate stare decisis and also capital. Ah shit fuck goddammit ugh.