"oh hey sorry about the delay", they tell me, before giving me a genuinely scandalous amount of freshly grilled chicken kebab and some entirely free fries I didn't even order,

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"oh hey sorry about the delay", they tell me, before giving me a genuinely scandalous amount of freshly grilled chicken kebab and some entirely free fries I didn't even order,