- Wayne Walton, Accountant
- Clarence Hines, Twisted Genius
- Janice Hill, German
- Ollie Decker, Very Soft
- Elise Black, Played a minor role in "The Matrix"
- Juliet Joyce, Not related to Wayne Walton
- Bilal Wilkins, Farmer
- Anjali Thompson, Pharmacist
- Roberta Oliver, Former Forum Moderator
- Ellena Patterson, Was really into anime in 13th grade
- Mabel Hendricks, Baker
- Amaan Gardner, Ironically really bad at gardening
- Hugo Williams, Hugo Weaving's Sheepsona
- Fiona Greene, Blue, Red, Yellow
- Kiara Park, Another Accountant
- Cleo Dillon, Her heart will go on
- Deborah Velasquez, M.D.
- Alexander Harrington, Ph. D.
- Emmy Contreras, and
- Lee Hunter, twins.
- Elaine Cain, From Seinfeld
- Cody Barber, This one is actually a barber.
- Nancy Montoya, You killed my father, Prepare to die.
- Fay Alvarez, Normal
- Fatimah Atkins, Fortnite enthusiast
- Freddie Arias, Accountant
- Shaun Key, Accountant
- Umar Figueroa, Accountant
- Safwan Duran, Accountant
- Omer Norris, Investigative journalist researching why these sheep need so many accountants
- Aadam Valentine, Omer's Editor
- Syeda Fry, I don't have a joke for this one
- Ruby Acosta, 99 is a pretty big number huh
- Meredith Mcmahon, Fae who stole Vince Mcmahon's last name, she deserves it more
- Lea Green, This and the next 30 sheep are all accountants again I don't knwow hat's going on
- Denis Mercado, Accountant
- Yaseen O'Quinn, Accountant
- Mohamed Whitehead, Accountant
- Luna Nelson, Accountant
- Florence Mathis, Accountant
- Warren Goodwin, Accountant
- Walter Mullins, Accountant
- Judy Higgins, Accountant
- Daniella Walters, Accountant
- Caroline Hancock, Accountant
- Juan Stephenson, Accountant
- Tommy Cherry, Accountant
- Jay Wheeler, Accountant
- Honey Booth, Accountant
- Zak Mcbride, Accountant
- Sandra Lynch, Accountant
- Lacie Byrd, Accountant
- Vanessa Ruiz, Accountant
- Everett Anthony, Accountant
- Ayub Sosa, Accountant
- Ridwan Bradford, Accountant
- Ellie-Mae O'Doherty, Accountant
- Damien Levine, Accountant
- Francesca Huber, Accountant
- Ivy Duffy, Accountant
- Beau Estrada, Accountant
- Cara Merritt, Accountant
- Rafael Bean, Accountant
- Rhea Scott, Accountant
- Lili Kane, Accountant
- Julie Copeland, Accountant
- Reuben Mayo, God's Drunkest Driver
- Chiara Ingram, Wondering how there are still 30+ sheep to go
- Naomi Crawford, Hehe
- Serena Tucker, Currently Unavailable
- Alissa Mcgrath, Currently Available
- Joshua Steele, Film Buff
- Bethan Morrow, Related To Wayne Walton
- Jackson Brennan, Sysadmin at an accounting firm
- Scarlet Sheppard, Weird last name for a sheep!!
- Lila Thomas, Aspiring Insurrectionist
- Darcie Todd, Sheep
- Mikolaj Richmond, From California
- Damon Cisneros, Gay
- Ilyas Gillespie, 2023 Guitar 3 Hero World Champion
- Tatiana James, Once owned a NA Mazda Miata, now kinda mad at herself for selling it
- Raees Martin, Has a wolf fursona
- Lydia Sutton, As foretold by The Prophecy
- Clementine Ellis, Nerd
- Alisha Sawyer, Nerd (Derogatory)
- Anish Barnett, The
- Kayne Vargas, Was once employee of the Month for 42 months straight (While Self-Employed)
- Darius Guerrero, Has a cool name
- Brooke Sharpe, Has never been to Oovoo Javer
- Liyana Hurst, Likes hats
- Marie Dennis, Dentist
- Fabian Gibbons, The Undying
- Raymond Crane, Normal
- Otis Ayers, Opposing Dentist
- Hussain Schmidt, Head of the local improv group
- Olive Huffman, Shoulders of the local improv group
- Kaya Macias, Knees of the local improv group
- Saba Hanna, Toes of the local improv group
- Earl Schneider, The Last One