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10:02 PM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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#css crimes#The Cohost Global Feed#thanks and curses go to @stllr for thinking the previous post was actually cool#this is a pretty lame execution but bleh#at least it's eminently sharable#so am i like a choster now#like and subscribe and share your comments on my chostertude below!!1!#at one point this was like 180kB#so uh you're welcome i guess#not that this is much better obviously#oops forgot these useless tags:#twitter#hot take#hot people#croissants#and these actually useful ones:#interactive#random#pseudorandom#rng#pseudorng#genuinely started to feel giddy when this started really working#sorry i couldn't get the object perfect#couldn't see a way to do that without icky layout shift#(removing croissants would help but that is NOT an option)#and i knew the way with icky layout shift would require good css#which#ha#far far too late for that#negative margins are just too tempting#(they did make this actually work though so that's nice i suppose)#i got like genuinely emotional when i realized this was#Done Enough#and by like i mean actually#not proud of that
