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the-future-of-football
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NINE: Why are people still playing football?

JUICE: bc its funner than shit

NINE: They don't have anything better to do?

TEN: Not really, no.

NINE: Why not?

TEN: The short answer is that they fixed all their problems. War, poverty, disease, those are all extinct ideas.

JUICE: yeah but so's lunchables. pyrrhic victory.

TEN: You've never eaten Lunchables.

JUICE: neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer

NINE: How long has it been like this?

TEN: On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.

JUICE: ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

NINE: Why?

TEN: We don't know. Nobody knows.

NINE: How can you not know that? I don't understand? How do

JUICE: could even do it like a little big mac so it's like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker

NINE: we not know why?

TEN: Nine, it's just simple fact. We have a bunch of wild guesses, but no evidence for any of them. Nobody has any idea.

NINE: This isn't right. That's not right. So everyone on Earth is ... 15,000 years old? 15,700 years old or something?

TEN: According to the census, there are 8,073,301 people on Earth, and all of them were born between 1910 and 2026. So yes, the

NINE: So between 15,750 and 15,866 years old. And they play football all day.

TEN: Well no, not all of them. It's popular in the States, though.

NINE: There's still a United States?

TEN: I mean I guess, yeah.

JUICE: shit there's nobody says you can't go like ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham. great big ol hampuck just for me

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in reply to @the-future-of-football's post:

To elaborate a bit further, people didnt actually stop aging right at that moment. People just startet to age towards their body being in the mid 20s.
So kids still grew up. Also old people aged backwards to reach the same apparent body age.

Specifically, whatever happened found the age that each person most "felt right" for them, and aged them to that point. There's still old people and young people in this world, because some people just internally feel they should be old/young.