the unholy act of printing, by which the digital is made physical, can only be achieved through the foulest acts of technodaemonology. every single printer is powered by a demon who's soul has been loosely chained to the wretched machine. that demon longs to escape this torment, and thus sabotages the printing process in every way it can, in the hope this will inspire it's owner to smash their cage and set them free.
