if you get married at a Burger King, the Burger King can legally officiate, but if he does, reserves the right of prima nocta
Ronald McDonald does not have this same power, but the Clowning Protection Act allows him to claim he does

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if you get married at a Burger King, the Burger King can legally officiate, but if he does, reserves the right of prima nocta
Ronald McDonald does not have this same power, but the Clowning Protection Act allows him to claim he does