I think a funny skit would be a child calling the sierra hint line but then you show the other end of the call and it's like all the tropes of a panicked newsroom- an operator on the other end of the line sweating over huge reams of paper that he's haphazardly flipping through, a long tail of dangling ash about to fall from his cigarette, piles of chinese takeout containers, people rushing buy in the background, 'hank HANK this kid's saying she doesn't know where to use the silver feather and I don't know what the FUCK she's talking about gimme that notepad and run this up to the guys upstairs NOW'