Got a wrist contrast mri today. A couple choice notes from the summary:

"The patient tolerated the procedure well."
Heck yeah I did

FINDINGS: Appropriate position of the needle within the joint capsule. The contrast solution appears to be within the joint capsule. No acute bony
abnormality.

awh yeah let's hear it for No acute bony abnormality

more choice quotes

"The visualized
intrinsic hand muscles and distal forearm muscles are unremarkable."
wowww

"The neurovascular structures are grossly unremarkable."
WOWWWW

i feel so attacked, man