Recovering comedian, polymorphic fox-shaped lava monster, self-appointed Sheriff of Saturn, singing voice of the Wingdings font.


Twitter is like a McDonald’s salad. Theoretically, it can be healthy, but you have to make a shit-ton of modifications to it that they would rather you not make.

Mastodon is like if a bunch of people did that and then decided they could just make that shit at home.

And cohost is kind of like if the salad was moderately healthy by default, but you can easily make it way worse.


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in reply to @kobi-lacroix's post:

i am putting so so so so so so much blue cheese dressing on it and also normal shreddy cheese and black olives

i'm not necessarily actually observing the metaphor in my actual use of cohost but now i want a fucked up salad

i think those are the little individually wrapped packs of captains wafers or other salad crackers you can get

or maybe they're something else i appreciate but don't necessarily eat mooself