Here at Open Source Corporation Incorporated, we refuse to provide any documentation for our software, as it undermines our core message that our software is perfectly intuitive to anyone who’s not [ableist slur].

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Here at Open Source Corporation Incorporated, we refuse to provide any documentation for our software, as it undermines our core message that our software is perfectly intuitive to anyone who’s not [ableist slur].