credit where it's due to piano man, it takes a lot of self confidence to write a song about a bunch of sad people and close it off with "but not me, everyone loves me and gives me money because i'm the best at piano."

Recovering comedian, polymorphic fox-shaped lava monster, self-appointed Sheriff of Saturn, singing voice of the Wingdings font.
credit where it's due to piano man, it takes a lot of self confidence to write a song about a bunch of sad people and close it off with "but not me, everyone loves me and gives me money because i'm the best at piano."
To this day I am not sure what a "Real Estate Novelist" is. Unless it's just a real estate agent who writes on the side.
you know what, you're right, i never once thought about how weird that line is until just now lmao