Recovering comedian, polymorphic fox-shaped lava monster, self-appointed Sheriff of Saturn, singing voice of the Wingdings font.


The thing about actual conspiracies is they’re never as easy to summarize as “Bill Gates wants to eat your children’s organs.” It’s usually something more complicated, like “X organization is linked to Y person, who is on a panel with A and B, who receives funding from C…” You have to name dozens of different entities and explain how they’re all connected before you can even start explaining why they’re evil.


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