The solution to every problem is kobold.
Commonly, this means that kobold is every problem, but that's besides the point
They're a 2 handed weapon that deals slashing damage

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The solution to every problem is kobold.
Commonly, this means that kobold is every problem, but that's besides the point
They're a 2 handed weapon that deals slashing damage