WHO LEFT THE BABY KOBOLD ALONE WITH THE COMPUTER

We administrate a lot of land and work with adventurers and natural resource commerce
Monsters are a real threat but also deserve to existence
The dragon larger than the entirely of the nation is safely at rest forever and there is no entrance to visit them
The adventurer's guild is the top brewery export among nations of its population
Kobold Town has no formal governance over itself as a nation but is instead an independent town with legally admissible ownership of its land with every bordering nation
It is rumored that the existence of Kobold Town is why the world has not seen large scale war between its bordering nations
No seriously please stop exploring the catacombs and caves under Kobold Town it's really dangerous, I know meeting a dragon the size of the entire nation sounds cool but please think about your safety
Healthcare is literally free for non-permanent residents. It turns out that opening Pick the Bookwyrm's private library to the public means people have access to scrolls of healing magics and alchemy recipes for free
Yes there's a thieves guild we are trying our best (the thieves i mean)
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wyx!