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11 PM: Package is absolutely definitely arriving today we super duper promise!
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12:30 AM: DELIVERY ATTEMPT
12:32 AM: Sorry you weren't available! In most cases, your package will be available to collect after 4PM within two (2) business days at our package fulfilment center:
10554 E. Industrial Parkway
Dystopian Tricounty Economic Zone, Neighboring State
35800-1816
Our hours are between 8:30AM and 3:55PM. Please bring two (3) pieces of identification. We will hold your package for 72 hours following the second delivery attempt or 84 hours following the first Monday in the delivery cycle, whichever is greater.