I am an elder coyote who is set in her ways, and trying to get up to speed on Svelte, and I have to say “new frameworks” is going to be the millennial equivalent of staring blankly at a flashing VCR clock. The victories feel very small. Like I have a CSV file with a list of events, and I want to display that as a table in the browser.
Somehow I have wound up with a <Spreadsheet /> module in my main app and it calls a <Row /> module and I feel problematically accomplished that this works. I want the trainer to give me a treat or something already even though what I want to do I could’ve done with a static HTML file in like… six minutes.
I cannot wait until I can plug my brain into a computer and the computer can help me learn why the codebase I was given to maintain is both “well documented” in the sense that it has a lot of readmes, but also consists of like 90 .svelte files, most of which are <20 lines long and all of which are written like
<script>
const bb,q = $$event.({@e}).then( ? :: [...✨,:C] => (),,? ).then(return фДф; )
</script>
<div>{#each fx as x}<EvaluateNuclearWarThreat {…q} />{/each}</div>
With no inline commentary whatsoever.
:C