kojote

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Sandy Cleary, aka Таїсія: a literal coyote who can type. Writing dog and history geek who knows about Timed Hits. Somewhere between Miss Frizzle and Mr. Rogers—romance at short notice is my specialty; deep space is my dwelling place.

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kokoscript
@kokoscript
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cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

a helicopter is a contraption. no arguments on this point. it's shocking they make a sound other than "1930s toontown awooga car struggling to turn over"


NireBryce
@NireBryce
  • rotor held on by single, large nut and milspec thread lock
  • steered by using a rigid plate to suggest where rotor blades should go
  • most energy converted to noise
  • piloted only by levers, dials and valves
  • fragile and prone to explosions
  • vehicle with the most catostrophic accidents in it's class

a helicopter is a steam locomotive


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

Watches (smart or otherwise) are gizmos, as are cheap knockoff portable game gizmos like you might find on Wish


ceryl
@ceryl

A gizmo is a device of dubious quality, intent, usefulness, and statistical likelihood of explosions.


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF
Is large and can cause grievous bodily harmIs tiny and intricate, possibly made by elves
Works in general, could be the subject of a 1950s technical filmreelMachineDevice
May fly apart at any moment, should make cartoon noisesContraptionGizmo

kojote
@kojote

Here is where the “German words for a concept that cannot be expressed in English” thing runs into difficulty, because I do not really know how Gerät maps to this. Ein Gerät is probably in the Elvish, Working quadrant.

…Which I guess is the Authoritarian Right one? Elves are pretty authoritarian.


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in reply to @NireBryce's post:

It's illegal to show that picture and not mention it is called the "Jesus nut". Because if it comes loose, there's only one person can save you...

Note this is a different thing to a "Jesus bar" which is a hand-hold on the passenger side of most fast cars. If the driver gets busy with the loud pedals, it is traditional for the passenger to grasp the bar firmly and say its name.

in reply to @DecayWTF's post:

For some bicycle parts, the way to fix a malfunctioning one is "Take it apart, put it back together, throw away the parts you have left over". I can only assume that if you kept all the leftover parts, you'd be able to build a pure contraption.