As #Blaseball's Blob Costas, I had a running bit where I saw new teams in alternate dimensions. For preservation's sake, I want to capture them here.
League #1:
💫 Yucatan Craters "Preemptive Strikes!"
🛩️ Nebraska Crop Dusters "We Are What You Eat"
🖼️ Cincinnati Murals "To the wall"
🦄 Scotland Unicorns "One Horn. One Heart"
💍Nashville Bachelorettes "Hitches Get Pitches"
🥤Atlanta Sodas "Pop Up, America"
🪤 Milwaukee Cheddars "The Cheese Stands Alone"
🟣 Ohio Swingers "Too Close To Call"
💨 Denver Puffs "Pitch, Pitch, Pass"
📿 New Orleans Beads "Throw Me What You've Got"
🥔 Boise Spuds "The Fields Have Eyes"
🌪️ Oklahoma Alleys "It's Raining Men, Hallelujah"
🐳 Taipei Whales "Pfuussshhhhhh!"
🍹 Singapore Flings "You'll Only Live Once"
😾 Portland Pussycats "Of Tooth and Claw"
🔨 Reykjavik Hammers "You're All Not Worthy"
🏇Warsaw Hussars "Shock. Awe. Plumage"
🦜 Tunis Corsairs "Raise the Black Flag"
🥞 Juneau Flapjacks "Top, Middle or Bottom?"
🏹 Ulaanbaatar Horn Bows "Drive. Crush. Lament. Repeat."
🪶 Malta Falcons "The Stuff Teams Are Made Of"
🛡️New Jersey Pike-Turners "No Questions. No Lies."
🌀 Havana Hurricanes "In A Category Of Our Own"
🥙 Istanbul Schwarmas "That's a Wrap!"
League #2:
🛺 Colombo Tuk Tuks "Arrive Alive"
🥛 Beirut Cups "Chug Chug Chug Chug"
🙌 Michigan Panhandles "Give What You Get"
🦋 Sierra Madre Monarchs "Bow Your Heads"
🏺 Xian Terracottas "We're All Fired Up!"
🌿Thailand Basils "Sugar and Spice. That Is Our Price"
🧣Detroit Mufflers "We'll Wrap You Up Tight"
🇰🇭 Cambodia Monuments "Angkor What?"
🚂 Siberian Rails "Plow Forward"
🕰️ Swiss Cuckoos "Blaseball Madness, Like Clockwork"
🧽 Cleveland Cleaners "Make a Clean Break For It"
🔇 Paris Soufflés "In Silence We Rise"
🎩Washington Tophats 'We Call Our Shots"
🍐 Dollywood Pears "Everything Is Blaseball (In Its Own Way)"
💀 Guadalupe Skeletons "We're Right Inside of You"
🚨 Amsterdam Red Lights "Always Turned On"
🌶️ Santiago Chili Peppers "Get a Case of the Runs"
🌩️ Indianapolis Thunderstorms "Boom Shocka Lacka"
🌵 Flagstaff Cacti "High Five!"
🌙 Minneapolis Crescents "Oh Fortune, Wax and Wane"
🦾 Pittsburgh Cybernetics "Pick a Hand, Any Hand."
🥘 Mongolia Hotpots "Stir Things Up"
💆St Louis Dry Rubs "Marinate in Victory"
🌭 Louisville Footlongs "'Cause We're Long and Strong"
League #3:
❄️ Winnipeg Snowflakes "Brittles in the Outfield"
🗝️ Albuquerque Gatekeepers "We're the Real Fans"
🧥 Milan Fashionistas "No Time for Losers 'Cause We Are the Fashions"
🎰 Las Vegas Slots "Against All Odds"
🍞 Lansing Loaves "Right Said Bread"
🦢Galapagos Geese " The Goose Is Loose"
🌫️ London Smog "Breathe Deep and Carry On"
🤖 Mountain View Androids "Compile and Execute"
⚾ Portugal Parkers "We Are Legion"
🧔Kansas City Mustaches "Grab a Handlebar and Ride"
🚹 Rio de Janeiro T-Poses "Winning By Default"
🐶 San Diego Puppies "Puppies Are Forever"
🍩 Jacksonville Jellies "Donut Mind if I Do"
🫂 Anaheim Awkward Hugs "Heeeey, You!"
🥃Dublin Whiskeys "Sour Power!"
🍗 Goa Tandoors "Top of the Pecking Order"
🕳️ Cancun Cenotes "Throw It All In The Hole"
🐫 Cairo Camels "Blaseball Spirit From Head to Toe"
🛋️ Key West Couch Surfers "Sofa, So Good"
🍱 Okinawa Bentos "Victory Here or On The Go"
🔱 Atlantis Reverse Merfolk "What Lies Beneath?"
📖 Wichita Wikis "[Possible Self Promotion in Userspace]"
🦷 Dover Dentists "Open Wide and Say 'Play Ball'"
🪠 Jersey City Plumbers "Pump It Up!"
League #4 (New Jersey edition):
👮 Hoboken Exotic Dancers "Are You Ready for the Long Arm of the Law?"
🩴 Ashbury Flip-Flops "Sorry, Not Sorry"
🪓 Princeton Usurpers "No Gods or Kings"
🛫 Newark Nonstops "There Must Be Some Way Out of Here"
📯 Providence Bugles "Arise and Shine"
🍃 Montreal Botanical Gardens "Ça Roule"
🍴 Coney Island Speed Eaters "Rock the Bloat"
🤿 Haiti Free Divers "Sink or Win"
🤨 Oslo Skeptics "I Smell a Bat"
🧲 Oakland Magnetics "Attractive and Bipolar"
🍫 Bogota Cocoas "You Might As Well Face It You're Addicted to Fudge"
🍭 Brooklyn Hustlers "We Have a Bridge to Sell Ya"
🌈 St Paul Rainbows "Bend to Our Will"
🪁 Salt Lake City Kites "Hang On Tight"
🌧️ Bismark Rain Delays "Until Next Time!"
🪡 Toronto Cross-Stitches "Half Stitches. No Half Measures"
🚠 Vancouver Gondolas "Up and Over"
👒 Panama Hats "Ready From the Drop"
〽️Astoria Parabalas "Blaseball to the Min/Max"
🥊 Georgia Knockouts "Swing the Bat, Kiss the Mat"
🦣Kentucky Mammoths "Fully Wolly Bully"
🃏 Reno Jokers "Blases Wild"
🔔Montreal Bells "Ring Ring Ring. Swing Swing Swing"
🧸Calgary Teddy Bears "Ready, Teddy, Go!"
Alternate #Blaseball League #5:
🐺 Victoria Werewolf Hunters "Lycan Subscribe"
🧋San Andreas Shakes "No Whey!"
🐗 Texas Feral Pigs "Porcine on the Line"
🫖 Manchester Celestial Teapots "Occam's Razor Blades and Hand Grenades"
🎧 Arizona Introverts "Divided We Stand. United We Fall"
🧠 Tampa Flayers "Your Command Is My Wish"
👻 Savannah Phantoms "Line Drives and Limelights"
🛷 Halifax Toboggans "It's All Downhill For You"
🧅Mobile Vidalias "Those Tears Don't Lie"
🤳 Huntsville Dad-Bods "Beware Our Power Curves"
🍄 Montana Mushrooms "Go Big or Go Home"
👣 Fort Worth Cryptids "Yeti or Not, Here We Come"
🧭 Roanoke Rangers "Ranger Danger"
🦅 Sioux City Eagles "Soar High. Roam Far."
🧚 Staten Island Fairies "We Can Fly. You Can Fry. We Can Fly!"
👽 Roswell Chefs "To Serve Man"
🦥 Scottsdale Sloths "Drop It Like It's Sloth"
🦊 Phoenix Fox Confessors "It Was On the Tip of My Nose"
🎹 Vienna Pianists "Taking All Requests"
🕹️ Asheville Retros "Ready Player Won"
🛢️ Black Mesa Explosive Barrels "Give Us a Shot"
✂️ Wilmington Deep Cuts "Drive Them Into the Wiki"
🦬 Buffalo Buffalo "Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo"
🍮 Rome Crèmes "We're the #1 Flan"
League #6 (Elsewhere Edition):
🌌Inuvik Auroras "Make the Heavens Weep"
⛸️ Ontario Razerfeet "You're On Thin Ice!"
🙇♀️Saskatoon Empaths "Sorry for the Beat Down"
🐉 Ottawa Ice Dragons "Always-Winter. Always-Winner."
🎣Nova Scotia Mad Anglers "Well Blow Me Down"
🧝♂️ Mirkwood Elves "We Stand Not Alone"
👯♀️ Acapulco Cabarets "¡Viva Variedad!
🍦New Haven Soft Serves "I'll Start to Score. I'll Melt For You"
🐨 Brisbane Koalas "Stop Resisting a Rest"
🦃 Biloxi Wild Turkeys "Gobble Gobble"
😎 Pensacola Aviators "Your Anytime Wingmen"
🛷 Helsinki Sleighs "Time to Finnish This!"
🪟 Prague Defenestrators "Make a Leap of Faith"
🧞 Ankara Vengeful Genies "Be Careful What You Wish For"
🪘 Berkeley Drum Circles "Feel the Beat and Accept Defeat"
🙊 Milwaukee Monkey Paws "Sure. As You Wish"
⚛️ Los Alamos Demon Cores "Let's Go Critical"
🦷Duluth Dementists "Is It Out or Is It Safe?"
🧹 Salem Witches "Fair is Foul, Foul is Fair"
🦢Elsewhere Fowls "No Egrets"
⛲ Elsewhere Water Jets "Bubble Trouble"
🐍 Elsewhere Water Moccasins "Slithering, Slinking Slides"
🥛 Elsewhere Milkmen "Come Find Out"
🌐 Elsewhere Explorers "Terror Incognita"
League #6 Down Under/Chicago-land Edition:
🦘 Under Roos "Good On Ya!"
😰 Under Pressures "No Worries"
🎽Under Tracky Dacks "No Bludgers. No Bother."
🚲 Under Road Sharers "Get Onya Bike"
🍳Under Brekkies "Vege-MIGHT"
🚎Edmonton Trolley Problems "Make Your Choice"
💡Evanston Lighthouse Keepers "Safe at a Distance"
☁️ Mellenium Park Cloud Gates "We're Full of Beans"
🤫 Lakeshore Speakeasies "Secret Knock it Out of the Park"
🦖 Midtown Fossils "A Team Named Sue"
🚝 Eastside Els "We're On a Different Level"
⭕ Pittsburgh Pilates "Ring It Out"
🫔 Guatemala Tamales "Chili Today. Hot Tamale"
🩰 Orleans Ballerinas "Walk-off En Pointe"
🦚 Frankfurt Peafowl "Our True Colors Shine Through"
🦈 Cape Town Sharks "Mako or Breako"
🪝Samoa Sky Hooks "Come and Find Us"
🍭 Louisiana Lollygagers "See Us Don't Be Us"
🔌 Winnipeg Wirecutters "Cut and Run"
🐝 Pennsylvania Hiveminds "No I In We"
👻Prague Phantoms "Blood, Sweat, and Fears"
🍆 Edinburg Entendres "Away You 'n' Chew Mah Banger"
🥀Quincy Wilts "Death Petal"
🍻 Norfolk Bartenders "What Can't You Do With a Drunken Sailor?"
League #7 Total Carcinisation Edition:
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Watch Me Do My Crab"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Shell You Later"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Pinchin' Ain't Easy"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Clawfully Good"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs " Take A Crab At It"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Shock and Claw"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Sidewalk This Way"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Selfless Shellfish"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Carapace Of The Action"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Big Claw. Little Claw. Play Ball"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Strike Three, Butter Up"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Uncountermandable Mandibles"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Hard Work and Soft Shells"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Pinch Hitters"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "The Chitin Titans"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "The Dandiest Catch"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Crab Life by the Horns"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Shell Shock"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Let the Crab Out of the Bag"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Crabby Savvy"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Gnaw and Claw"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Shell on Earth"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Easy Prey, Add Old Bay"
🦀 Baltimore Crabs "Get Convinced By Our Pinch"
Alternate #Blaseball League #8:
🍃 Alabama Breezes "We're Going Going Gone"
🤓 Austin Powers "Live Dangerously"
🥾Santiago Caminos "Walk It Off"
🍾 Champagne Corkers "Grace Under Pressure"
💭Liverpool Logicians "Abstractions Speak Louder Than Words"
🌾 Rock Springs Ryes "No Grains, No Gains"
👑 Memphis Kings "Leave the Building"
🦈 Trenton Loan Sharks "Break A Leg"
☃️ Wainwright Abominables "We Come, We Thaw, We Conquer"
🐍 Boa Vista Constrictors "Serving Suicide Squeezes"
🥼 Burlington Coats "Trench Warfare"
🍻 Ft. Lauderdale Bingers "Amateur Hour Power"
🦆 Memphis Decoys "You're Safe With Us"
🧺 Helena Pact Weavers "Helena Hand Basket"
⚒️ Harrisburg Track Drivers "Pave Over Paradise"
🐜 Pittsburgh Feelers "Triumphants"
☠️ Cleveland River Fires "Rock Our Paradox"
🔻 Churchill Downers "Frown and Pound"
🚀 Huntsville Void Walkers "Zero G-Unit"
🎂 Omaha Cakes "Bake It Till You Make It"
🐥Des Moines Goldfinches "Molt, Bolt, Revolt"
🥯 Cincinnati Bagels "Everything is Not Enough"
🪶 Capistrano Swallows "Always Seeking Home"
🚲 Bismark Bicycles "Two Tired but True"
League #9 Gods and Mortals Little-League Edition:
🌈 Asgard Rainbows "No Bridge Too Far"
🌾 Elysium Fields "You'll Know When You See Us"
🔆 Manu Nooners "Ra! Ra! Ra!"
🍏Avalon Greenies "Ardor Fades. Passion Dies. In Comes Green."
⬇️ Niflheim Nadirs "Northward! Chase the Night!"
🗻 Shangri-La Beyuls "Seek What's Hidden"
🦢 Olympus Swans "Honk Honk Honk"
🚐 Rockford Winnebagos "RV In Violence"
🌜 Chattanooga Moon Pies "When the Moon Hits Your Pie"
🦂 Sahara Deathstalkers "Get In A Pinch"
🐦 Florida Snowbirds "The Tough Get Going Going Gone"
🦪 Portland Pearlers "Shucks to Be You"
👾 New Castle Invaders "Speed Up. Double Down."
League #10... Deja Vu Edition:
💎 Breckenridge Sapphire Points "Drop Some Gems"
🪷 Charleston Magnolias "Steel Yourselves"
🫘 Boston Baked Beans "Throw A String of Beans"
⌛New York Minutes "Hey, I'm Battin' Here!"
🫧 San Francisco Bubbles "Get Ready to Pop"
🐺 Mexico City Coyotes "Yes We Coyoacán"
👠 Breckenridge Stilettos "Click Clack. Click Clack"
🤬 Seattle Roasters "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh"
⚙️ Core Whirlers "Spin and Win"
🪅 Miami Getties "Ya Tu Sabes"
🗑️ Houston Bins "Fools to Do Your Dirty Work"
🍣 Hawaii Musubis "Spam! Spam! Spam!"
🫖Boston Teapots "Get Steeped!"
👁️ LA Cherubim "Be Not Afraid. Be Not Very Afraid."
♨️ Yellowstone Boilermakers "Are You In Or Out?"
🐎 Philly Mares "Too Hot To Trot"
🔆 Dallas Sundancers "We're On Fire!"
🐕 Hades Guard Dogs "Triple Dog Dare"
🪨 Atlantis Platos "Metaphysical Metaphors"
👑 Ohio Regals "Born in the Purple"
🌋Hellmouth Plumes "Ash and a Hole in the Ground"
🍫Kansas City Chocolatiers "Get Chip-Faced!"
🐶Tokyo Hachikōs "Never Give Up"
🍟Canada Poutines "Smothered and Covered"
