- My producer is away for three weeks, starting today.
- My lead is away for two weeks, also starting today.
- My director is away until mid-August.
And that's the story of how this lowly contractor was suddenly, inexplicably, the highest-ranking member on the team. 🙃
Well, until I leave for holidays myself next week...
Me, at work every day: Listen up maggots, I'm about as happy to see you as you are to see me, but you've got a game to ship, and I've got bills to pay.
When they threaten me with a Gantt chart: O-o-oh, what's this? A p-planning meeting? No, no sir, I'm just a lowly contractor, I wouldn't know anything about that...