- princess"is the bi woman's cishet boyfriend allowed at pride" feels like one of those logic puzzles. like i have to get him across the river but i can't leave him alone with the cabbage
- princess!if the bi woman's cishet boyfriend crashes at pride, where do they bury the survivors
- princessThe Bisexual Woman's Cishet Boyfriend is a fallen london character
- princess!the polyamorous bisexual woman has three cishet boyfriends. one always lies, one always tells the truth, and one alternates between the two.
- princessif a bisexual woman brings her cishet boyfriend to pride, whose job is it to install debian
- princess!anyways, my actual take is that, like, how would you even know. is he wearing a shirt that says "don't get any ideas, homos". i have to assume he's an ally
- princesssorry, lady. your boyfriend's gonna have to suck a dick if he wants in
- princess!if a bisexual horse woman brings her cishet boot to pride, does love still win
- princessif a bisexual woman opens a door to reveal a goat at pride, should you switch your door to increase your chances of choosing her cishet boyfriend
everyone who's ready to throw bricks at the cops is welcome at pride. that's what pride is. a fight against the system. i don't care if the cishet you brought with you is your boyfriend or not, as long as they're ready to throw bricks at the cops. how is this confusing for anyone?