Are you new to Philly? You should know about hoagies. You can make them from different ingredients like bread, lettuce, mayonnaise, bugs, monster tails, and scarabs. Different ingredients have different effects, like making you feel bloated or tired. I can't believe you've gotten this far in Philly without knowing about hoagies! Here, take this...
Sam, this is Buttered Rollman. I see you've equipped your [Cargo Pants], good. Those will serve you well on the cold streets of Toronto. The pockets can be used to store larger objects than regular pants, and their location on the thigh means your items won't be damaged while doing things such as walking back to school before lunch ends, or walking to the nearest 7-11 when lunch starts. On a cold day you can put a [Jamaican Beef Patty] inside each pocket to keep your legs warm, I've marked the nearest Patty King vendor on the map.
Oh hey hatchling, you made it to Vancouver! How does it feel? You could take a walk around the seawall if you want, or try to find the old steam facility that heats the entire downtown through hidden tunnels. Make sure to equip your [Respirator Mask] for fire season! Oh, my spaceship? It's parked in False Creek over there, the locals built a science museum under it.
Listen up, Decker. You may think you're hot shit, and maybe you were in whatever shithole Sumitomo dug you out of, but this is Seattle. They eat script kiddies like you for breakfast here. Right now, you're nobody, and if you want that to change you better listen up.
First, you need to be able to find your way around. Take my Orca card. Don't worry about me, I can find my own way around, you just worry about yourself. Next, you'll need clothes and something better than that old wrench to defend yourself with, so your first stop should be REI. I've sent a shopping list to your phone.
Afterward, it's time to get to work. Wait, you're telling me you don't even have a fucking Deck? I don't care what happened to it! You call yourself a Decker, you better be able to get on-line! Fine, fine. After you're done at REI, make your way south to Re-PC. It's like heaven for us Deckers. Get the best you can afford, then come back here and we'll see about lining up a job.
I just sent five hundred to your phone. I expect to be paid back once you're on your feet.
Well, what are you waiting for, hot-shot? Get goin'!
