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objectively too many tv/anime/manga screencaps
photography, especially infrared
and I was like, "now that I know celestial seasonings is fucked up, that would be cool"
now I'm imagining how funny it would be if we could get dr bronners to eat celestial seasonings' lunch by marketing a couple of herbal teas. This feels very achievable
I figure they've cut back room deals so they can both dominate their respective monopolies. after all, what is a consumables cult but a cartel the long way around?
the pentavret of celestial seasonings, doctor bronners, lululemon, and...unfortunately all the other odd culty companies I can think of are local, oops
one time i read the back of the soap bottle because I had nothing to do bc we were 8 days into a winter power outage, and the only thing i can really say about it is it's very manic feeling
like as someone with adhd and maybe bipolar but definitely manic phases it feels like what i'd write if I ever tried recreational doses of Adderall or cocaine
I'm incapable of reading anything that mentions Dr Bronner and not immediately spouting lines from the back of the soap bottle, why shouldnt my chamomile tea do that to me too
listen children eternal father eternally one, we're all one all one all one, exceptions eternal absolute none
