Here's a post version of my thread responding to this excellent prompt in 2017:
- Quark. You know Quark is all over those space cryptocurrency and space MRA subreddits.
- Bashir. It's firmly established Bashir is the horny one. & the nerd
- Kira. Kira is hardcore twitter antifa, obviously.
- Ezri Dax. Ezri is a space millennial, so she's all over space instagram or w/e
- Nog. Nog is the one that has to fix everybody's computer when they accidentally download malware browser extensions
- Jake Sisko. Jake thinks he's super online, but he's not actually very online. Jake is on Space Medium
- Jadzia Dax.
- Garak. Garak isn't that online himself, but obviously he's mentioned constantly on space wikileaks
- Rom
- O'Brien. O'Brien is mostly not online, but he's got fucking thousands of posts on some weird decades-old engineering forum
- Ben Sisko. Ben Sisko just, like, follows space sports and news, or something.
- Worf
- Odo. Worf and Odo are confused when people forward them cute pet gifs
I continue to be pretty proud of "Jake is on Space Medium" tbh
lol are you kidding, garak has gotta be #1
hes the guy sitting up at 4 am in underwear he hasn't changed in a month, updating federation_operations.xlsx
- garak, for reasons already discussed
- quark. definitely lobe-deep in watching the markets (any market) and creeping on future tinder
- bashir. garak-adjacent, he's queer, horny and interested in everything. likes cosplay.
- o'brien. spends all of his free time watching old mechanical telephone switch repair videos and posting dad pics of molly and yoshi
- odo. needs relationship advice, likes to know what's up
- jadzia. gotta keep up with the klingon LARPers
- jake sisko. he's a reporter, so he just gets the broad strokes of what's happening. the details aren't important really
- ben sisko. there aren't any more baseball scores, but damnit if he isn't going to try to find someone in this galaxy playing the damn game. plus, gotta watch the bajoran housing market
- rom. looking at pics of buxom females and just enough engineering tips to get through work tomorrow
- ezri. space zoomer, enough said.
- (tie) worf/kira. the internet is without honor, technology is an annoyance
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absolute dead fucking last: those guys watching cardassian state tv. they never know what the hell is happening



