no sorry this one's real. i'm with the rats right now. we're listening to a mix tape with rusted root and the spin doctors. we're wearing tweed anklets and playing hacky sack.
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in reply to @pervocracy's post:
Dude the rats are eating all our weed. And all the snacks out of the vending machines
a rat put the ice cream in the fridge and the eggs in the freezer
the normal way one gets high on drugs: eating unprocessed cannabis flower
the rats also used the break room toaster oven to decarb it
Something about the matter-of-factly way the quote is presented is cracking me up.
calling "marijuana" "narcotics" is as much a cop tell as saying "high rate of speed"
I'm always like "cocaine is NOT a narcotic, who let you into med school"
if amphetamines were narcotics we'd be giving people with ADHD a whole AD4K by now
Surely the police union is not going to stand for having their members called rats
they're stealing stack of DVDs from video stores, too