guayaki is the funniest of the gas-station drink brands bc their whole aesthetic is like wholefoodscore organic vegan athleisure tea and then you check the label and discover it has the same caffeine content as a fucking monster energy
it rules when health brands take that vaguely orientalist exotic tone like oh this Refreshes and Vitalizes the Mind because it contains like nearly-undetectable trace levels of ginseng while the actual active ingredient is just Fucktons of The Only Unregulated Stimulant
taking my adhd meds but like, Easternly. ahh yeah the methylphenidate energies really align my chakra and center me within the wheel of CHIM