Nick

In Massachusetts all driver's ed classes legally have to make you watch a MassDOT educational video about the danger of moose. They include scary music and a jump scare. If you crash your car into a moose you will die and the moose won't even be injured. How is this so? If you're not from the north, you might wonder that. Imagine how big you think a moose is. You are wrong. The moose is bigger than that. I've seen them. They are like actual fuckin forest gods from Princess Mononoke and they are far more powerful than you. MassDOT is correct to educate teenagers on this.

• Novelkeys has some boards that are sold as complete builds, like this
• Ducky, Varmilo, Leopold, and Keychron are pretty popular mfgrs for prebuilt boards, and some of those come in fun colorways. Mechanicalkeyboards.com is a vendor that carries a lot of the first three; I think Keychron can be found on Amazon.
• If you want something funkier, a lot of folks in the hobby will build a board for you