Also the whole reason my gf googled this is because I had been listening to a podcast that talked about god’s penis (Data Over Dogma) which is hosted by two other guys named Dan

fat punk, musician, guitarist, metalhead, diabetic, possibly carpal tunneled.
King Shit Post (read: owner) of Killing eSports Racing Southeast (@KeRSapocryphal (on twitter)).
30 or 40 years old and do not need this.
music production, computer games, webdev, liberal arts (media analysis), possible trackmania & simracing esports stuff.
Also the whole reason my gf googled this is because I had been listening to a podcast that talked about god’s penis (Data Over Dogma) which is hosted by two other guys named Dan