...but i never finished writing it. and now it's been an awkward amount of time since the release and it's not really topical enough to finish anymore.
anyway, here's an out-of-context excerpt from that review:
The Remix Parable.
[Spoiler Warning for TSP: Ultra Deluxe]
Before Ultra Deluxe launched, I had a lot of questions about how the developers could even pull off "adding new content" to The Stanley Parable.
TSP is a walking sim where you explore a pretty enclosed space, find yourself locked in rooms, and then get a variety of different interesting/comedic endings.
How would you secretly "add to that?"