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Anonymous User asked:

You probably answered this before somewhere, but does Cynthia have any special "adjusting to your new enormous equipment" pamphlets or post-op care for people who've opted to get massive new junk? What are the logistics on returning to normal life now that you're unable to hide much of anything without special tailoring?

"That is an excellent, pertinent question. While clients tend to self-select for my services, a fair number of them have not given the level of consideration we might prefer re: how their fabulously improved body will change their daily routine, and their lives generally. It's worth noting, first and foremost (and I can speak from personal experience, here) that with one's erogenous response cranked up to eleven, one is rather more productive, shall we say, and often at unexpected moments. It's advisable to manage one's exposure to stimulating, ah, stimuli, and whenever possible to have the usual resources and procedures in place that one would use in dealing with any hazardous materials leak. When one's ejaculate can typically fill a decent-sized wading pool, the usual handful of paper towels simply is not sufficient.

"What I'm suggesting is that one really ought to prepare well in advance for these life changes, have the proper resources in place before installing genitalia one cannot easily touch the end of. I advise my clients of the change in routine they're likely to experience in their new body, and strongly suggest they arrange for accommodations. Ideally of the most stimulating sort. As for returning to normal life, whatever that is, my clients tend to be of a social and financial stratum that allows them considerable flexibility in their choices. And they're going to need it."


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