"I have not. I do not regard this as a competition, at least not in the matter of sheer size, and I am perfectly content to not be the largest in the room. Indeed, it rather serves my interests in some respects... ahem. No, I'm quite large enough. I regard my own proportions with ambivalence: my body is difficult to clothe, difficult to keep under control, impractical in all the best and worst ways, inimical to most mortal partners. But I wouldn't change it."

