so would the TGAs get better or worse if they reinstated the "cybervixen of the year" award
"It's true that I reprogrammed the entire judges' panel to regard me as their mistress, but it was their 15,000cc 'Naturalesque' boob jobs and the six-inch glitter spike heels which put my score over the top."
Positing a show resembling the Great British Bake-Off but where the contestants have a set time to perform radical body modification...
"I didn't realize they were the judges... I thought they were the ingredients."
