yesterday [actually it was today. but it was before i went to sleep so it doesn't count] in my tired eepy state i made a post on tumblr about people in the breath of the wild universe putting chemicals in the water that turn the fucking fish folk gay
but there are. so many explanations for sidon being a guy and yet red colored. far more reasonable than industrial herbicides. i don't think they have industrial herbicides in hyrule or wherever the hell
(according to the book the legend of zelda breath of the wild creating a champion, average girlfish is red and average boyfish is blue. but that book doesn't say that thats like exclusive and whatever. hence reasonable explanation number 1, sidon just looks a lil weird. i dont feel like listing more explanations im tired)
transgender.........