They just glared at me and said something about "brand strategy" and slammed the door on me! I fell to my knees sobbing, and then six minutes later this...organism opens the door, smiles and says, "Hi, I'm The New Garfield!" They just walked right past me over to the recliner and sat down for three entire days without closing their right eye, occasionally shouting out affirmations directed at strangers! I should be distraught, but I've lost the ability to cry, and I just keep thinking about how amazing that vegetable pie was that they made!...MY DOG IS FUCKING DEAD!
- they/them...for now
weird depressed person trying to make a game? actually not sure. yeah i should probably more thoroughly interrogate my appreciation of the referenced video game character