myth: swans sing just before they die
reality: swans sing just before they fuck
petition to make the definition of "swan song" be "a ditty you hum just before you get laid"
✨swong✨
Things that make you go 🤌. Weird computer stuff. Artist and general creative type. Occasionally funny. Gentoo on main. I play rhythm games!
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myth: swans sing just before they die
reality: swans sing just before they fuck
petition to make the definition of "swan song" be "a ditty you hum just before you get laid"