Lapis the Nevrean

Tech websites be like “BallStack is your one-stop GFYS solution to deliverable development with built-in tools for decanting WolfSpoo widgets directly to NARFS.”

and then the actual product is a text editor that's just chromium in a trenchcoat

You install a web browser. It's Chromium.

You install a different web browser. It's also Chromium.

You install a chat client. Badly outdated Chromium.

You install a third party desktop client that replaces a website. Chromium.

You install a text editor. Chromium. Somehow.

You are running five copies of Chromium at the same time. None of them are the same version. Most of them are out of date. Your computer is crying.

You open the website version of the chat client in your own web browser that is also Chromium. It's broken. You bash your head against the wall. Your computer begs you for RAM.

You open the website on your phone that is also Chromium and try to add it to your home screen. It doesn't turn into a PWA. You know for a fact that the native app is the exact same website in Chromium. Your computer found a sugar daddy to feed it RAM.

You scream into the void. Chromium beckons you.