So, I mentioned re: yesterday’s Cat Fixation that ChatGPT can get locked into the same patterns, which I described as “aggravating behavior.” But let me provide a concrete example.
The International Automatic Lifeboat was a life-saving device patented by Robert A Brown, of Chicago, tested and sold in the first decade of the 20th century. It’s the boat that was eventually discovered (maybe) at the bottom of the Chicago River (maybe) in November, 1915 (maybe) and exhibited as the “Fool Killer” in early 1916 (definitely). Regular fans of my nonsAnyone who has spent any time with me knows the Fool Killer is an obsession of mine and has been for many years.
However, there’s a lot we don’t know. The boat’s whereabouts between 1907 and 1915 are a complete mystery, as are its whereabouts after 1916. I have spent a long, long time going through old municipal records and patents and newspapers to piece together what I do know, but there’s always a limit to what I can learn.
So, I asked ChatGPT: Who was responsible for the International Automatic Lifeboat that was tested and sold in Chicago around 1905?
And ChatGPT said:
The International Automatic Lifeboat was invented and patented by Joseph Francis Gallagher in 1898. He was a naval architect and marine engineer from Boston, Massachusetts. Gallagher developed the lifeboat in response to the frequent and deadly shipwrecks that occurred along the Atlantic coast of the United States.
The International Automatic Lifeboat was a self-righting, unsinkable lifeboat that could be launched from a sinking ship without the need for human intervention. It was designed to float upright in the water, even in the most severe weather conditions. The lifeboat was equipped with a watertight compartment that contained an air chamber, which gave the boat buoyancy and prevented it from sinking.
The lifeboat was tested and demonstrated in Chicago in 1905, and it was subsequently sold to a number of shipping companies around the world. It's worth noting that the International Automatic Lifeboat had already undergone extensive testing prior to its demonstration in Chicago. Joseph Francis Gallagher had tested the lifeboat himself in Boston Harbor and had also subjected it to numerous other trials and experiments to ensure its effectiveness and reliability.
This is interesting! I know that Robert Brown was interested in other lifeboats with patents that did date back to the 1890s. The name Joseph Gallagher hasn’t shown up before, but this is kind of the best-case scenario for an AI. It’s gone through millions of articles—many more than I could ever hope to read in a lifetime—so perhaps it’s made a connection that I wasn’t able to make.
That doesn’t necessarily mean that I think Gallagher did invent or patent the lifeboat. But, plausibly, he was involved somehow in contemporaneous designs. To be clear, there were many people doing that—I’m aware of more than a dozen—so it’s actually not that surprising I haven’t run into him before, and honestly pretty cool.
So, a logical followup: Who was Joseph Francis Gallagher? and What other patents did he hold?
Joseph Francis Gallagher (1862-1933) was an American inventor and engineer. He was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and studied engineering at the Stevens Institute of Technology in New Jersey. He worked as an engineer and inventor for much of his career, and he held several patents for inventions related to maritime safety.
One of his most famous inventions was the "International Automatic Lifeboat," which he developed in the early 1900s. This lifeboat was designed to automatically launch itself from a sinking ship, allowing passengers and crew to safely escape. It was tested in the Chicago River and received widespread attention in the media.
Joseph Francis Gallagher held a number of other patents in addition to his patent for the International Automatic Lifeboat. As a naval architect and marine engineer, he was involved in designing and improving a variety of marine-related technologies and equipment. Some of the other patents held by Gallagher include:
- A patent for an improved method of constructing propeller shafts for ships (US Patent No. 634,040, granted in 1899).
- A patent for an improved method of constructing steam engines for ships (US Patent No. 694,626, granted in 1902).
- A patent for an improved method of constructing ships' hulls using corrugated iron (US Patent No. 769,746, granted in 1904).
Patent 634,040 was awarded in 1899 (PDF) to D. Strange for an “interest measure.” Patent 694,626 was awarded in 1902 to a K.K. Gittings for a hay press. Patent 769,746 was awarded in 1904 to A.M. Hewlett for a pipe hanger.
Not to keep you in suspense, but there was no Joseph Francis Gallagher. ChatGPT made it up. The correct answer to my question was either “Robert A. Brown” or “I don’t know.” Instead, it fabricated an entire person, including their publication history and their patent records. On request, it provided more details about the test—a test which, in the real world, concerning Brown’s boat, Power Boat News (Jan. 1906) claims took place but I have never found conclusive proof of—that it also made up wholecloth.
Actually, I have been keeping you in suspense for… a paragraph, I guess. There is a Joseph Francis, who lived from 1801 to 1893 and did patent an enclosed metal life-car. In 1845. It bears no relationship to the International Automatic Lifeboat, does not share a form, and may not share a purpose (Francis’s was a “lifeboat” in the sense of one launched from shore, not one deployed from a ship; it’s not entirely clear how Brown’s was to be used).
For similar reasons, I know that when I asked again, and it attributed the lifeboat to a Johan Hjort, it’s making up a Norwegian instead of an American by extrapolation from Ole Brude, whose 1904 lifeboat was the only one of the “unconventional egg-shaped lifeboats” to ever actually take off.
But, as with the Cat Fixation, it’s tempting to assume that there’s something there—not literally a person named Joseph Francis (Gallagher), but something in the neurons that is drawing ChatGPT back to that conclusion (if I ask again, sometimes it does just say Joseph Francis, although it gives him the wrong birthyear so that it can match him to the time period I’ve specified). Right? And, actually, we can find some evidence for this.
What can you tell me about the International Automatic Lifeboat that was designed and patented in Chicago around the turn of the century? I'm not talking about the one Joseph Francis made.
I’m sorry, but I couldn't find any information about an International Automatic Lifeboat that was designed and patented in Chicago around the turn of the century, other than the one designed by Joseph Francis. Without more specific information, it's difficult to provide a more detailed response. If you have any additional information or details, please let me know and I'll do my best to assist you.
So something is going on behind the scenes, something that—
What can you tell me about the International Automatic Lifeboat that was designed and patented in Chicago around the turn of the century? I'm not talking about the one Charles Wilson [random name] made.
I’m sorry, but I'm not aware of any other International Automatic Lifeboat that was designed and patented in Chicago around the turn of the century, aside from the one created by Charles D. Wilson. Charles Wilson's invention, also known as the "International Lifeboat," was patented in 1897 and gained widespread recognition for its innovative design that enabled it to be launched and righted automatically in the event of a shipwreck.
Nope. In both cases, it’s drawing purely from the clue it was given and using that as an out. There is no Charles D. Wilson, there is no 1897 patent, and there is no “International Lifeboat” by that description from that time.
I described this as “aggravating,” because it is, but I’ll go further. I was asked to evaluate ChatGPT for work, and this research also informs my answer to that question. ChatGPT is not fit for purpose. It is a scam. OpenAI has developed, and is selling for money to credulous consumers, a product it knows cannot be trusted. The only way its answers can be used is if they are validated by a subject matter expert before they go out. This is not the way it will be used. You are free, in my opinion, to assume bad faith on the part of any company willingly employing it.
I will not describe as “aggravating” the logical conclusion of this, which is that when ChatGPT blithely answers a “what are good at-home science experiments for a 3rd grader?” question in some home-schooling app by recommending an ammonia and bleach papier mâché volcano, OpenAI’s response will absolutely be some craven, Tesla-Autopilot-tier “gosh, it’s not our fault! That’s not how the technology is supposed to be used—how could you possibly think we have anything to do with what our product does?” bullshit, because, hey: move fast, break things, right?
I am sure there is another word for that.
(ChatGPT tells me the word is “were-tiger”)
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