Lapis the Nevrean

staff listen to me. you're going to publish an eggbug coloring book. this is going to pay for site upkeep for five years on its own. you're going to commission the art for an eggbug coloring book and have it printed and sold for $50. this is going to do visible numbers. staff listen to me you can feel the rage burning in my heart and eyes. you cannot stop the end but you can delay it. publish an eggbug coloring book. this will define our futures. staff are you there. i am speaking directly into your ear

I misread this as eggbug cookbook and staff listen to me. You're going to publish an eggbug cookbook. This will pay for your retirement. This will feed the world. This will end both trials and tribulations, and we will find ourselves in a new life beyond want, beyond need. Staff, I am speaking from my heart to yours. Staff, publish an eggbug cookbook. Solicit recipes from cohost. Staff I have many ideas.

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