lapisnev

Don't squeeze me, I fart

Things that make you go 🀌. Weird computer stuff. Artist and general creative type. Occasionally funny. Gentoo on main. I play rhythm games!

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JERRY: So you're telling me that you've been up all night, and now you're sitting here at breakfast as if that's not insane? Why didn't you just go to bed?

GEORGE: You dont get it, Jerry. It's a sleep schedule reset!

JERRY: A sleep schedule reset?

GEORGE: See, I woke up at 9pm last night, right?

JERRY: Nothing is right about that, George.

GEORGE: Now normally, I would've gone to bed at 7am this morning, but instead I'm gonna stay awake for so long that I go to bed at 9pm tonight, and then wake up at 7am tomorrow! I'm resetting my sleep schedule!

JERRY: You're resetting your sleep schedule.

GEORGE: A sleep schedule reset!


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