Lapis the Nevrean

i've been making this recipe for dinner at least twice a week for over a year and i think it's time i share it with the world.

improv salad

• some vegetables
• a liquid

Instructions:

1. put the vegetables in a bowl
2. use the liquid to make them wet

i made this with garlic and water and all I got was some wet garlic???

I remade the recipe with olives and gin and I think I'm onto something here now