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Things that make you go 🤌. Weird computer stuff. Artist and general creative type. Occasionally funny. Gentoo on main. I play rhythm games!
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in reply to @kda's post:
I can explode people with my mind 😌
i am simultaneously filled with the urge to pick flowers to examine their structure but also verbally apologize to the plant repeatedly for having done even the slightest ammount of harm to them
laugh all you want. we'll see who's laughing when you need saltpeter in unknown kadath.
I have very good memory for the conversations and interactions I have; It's usually down to even small things, such as remembering what drink a customer had requested an hour ago. I have no reason to remember the small things, but I do so unconsciously.
in reply to @clip's post:
I have the power to squirt Heifer Farms Brand Fruit at the Bottom All Natural-style yogurt from my armpits.