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alloyed
@alloyed

It's fun how you can tell how old a recipe is by how it's named

DateNameDetails
???-1500SkopNobody knows why it's called this. Applies to twenty different completely distinct recipes
1500-1800Ol' ButtyMishearing of an indigenous food name. Bowl of potatoes and meat.
1800-1900French SkopInvented in Chicago. Canned meat product. Can only be made in 10 ton vats.
1900-1960Butty de AscotIt's still a bowl of potatoes and meat but they add creme fraiche. Invented in a hotel restaurant.
1960-2000Traditional Italian SkopInvented in a New York takeout place, made famous by the TV chef that lived nearby. It's traditional because it uses white wine in an extremely specific way, if you don't do that then it's not traditional
2000-2010CronutIt's a croissant donut! get it?
2010-nowVegan Shredded Jackfruit and and Pea StewMaximally descriptive name for SEO juice. Every recipe says "This is a loose recipe, do whatever!" and yet somehow they're all exactly the same?
now-???Best 60-Minute Butty Recipe Meaty and Delicious Updated (from 'Friends')oh no

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